Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Randomize
