Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
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Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
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I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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