he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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