I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
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Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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