I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Randomize
