their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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