Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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