I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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