My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
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After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
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buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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