With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
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i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
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Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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