the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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