glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
i think im in europe. pls send help
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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