how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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