You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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