I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
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Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
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What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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