well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
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I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
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If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
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