He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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