The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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