literally had 100 drinks last night.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I'm having to shit out rocks
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