Nicole vs. Life
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
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The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
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PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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