let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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