Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
This show inspires me to have sex in space
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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