He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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