Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
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After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
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I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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