I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
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WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
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My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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