OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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