Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
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Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
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This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
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