I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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