Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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