no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I'm really into asian looking animals
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
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