I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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