that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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