My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
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Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
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I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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