That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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