Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
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We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
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my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Help. Why am I so naked?
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