are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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