Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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