is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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