Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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