GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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