Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
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Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
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Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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