Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
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she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
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Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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