guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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