Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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