I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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