Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Randomize
