Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
