i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
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There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
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I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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