there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Just high enough for therapy.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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