Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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