Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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