11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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