you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
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