ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
You were trust falling into bushes
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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