It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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