"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Your mouth is God's brothel.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
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I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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