Porn is love you can see.
I faked an abortion last night.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
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