do herpes really smell.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
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